£50 ticket caps, 30-second VAR limits, and no freebies for billionaires: standard-bearer AlienAgogo lays out a bold manifesto to tear down modern FIFA corruption and return football to real fans.
“Sussex hasn’t seen snow like this since 1963.” Climate activists take aim at the 1982 Christmas classic The Snowman for spreading absurd weather misinformation
It’s absolutely massive! It’s infinite. It’s mind-blowing. To try and put some perspective on this in the observable universe (the area of the universe that can be seen from earth using all our technical wizardry) there are an estimated 200 billion galaxies. Our very nearest galaxy neighbour, Andromeda, is 2.5 million light years away and hurtling towards the Milky Way at 402,000 kilometers per hour. Even at this immense speed it will take a further four billion years before…
Twitter HQ is officially down to eight employees—including two server managers who run from blinking lights, a content moderator addicted to trolling, and ‘Mr Wilson’, the Head of Mousing.
The mafia have announced a series of strikes as they demand government do more for the underground economy. Organised crime will refuse to extort until their demands are met. Silence. As well as refusing to collect protection money, Mafiosi will also be breaking their code of silence, or Omerta, for the duration of the strike. “I’ll be talking to anybody…police, government officials,…
“I learnt from some of the very best election thieves.” A Pennsylvanian man admits to stealing the 2020 election, the FEC calls him a “weird old nutjob,” and Donald Trump gets swallowed by a Floridian sinkhole.