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Trump proved right as 71-year-old career criminal admits to stealing the election.
In a shocking turn of events, a Pennsylvanian man has confessed to stealing the 2020 US presidential election. Details are emerging of the confession in which an unnamed man admitted to taking the election without consent on the night of November 4th 2020, just hours after polls had closed. It appears the robbery was meticulously…
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Somerset blames Cornwall for the disastrous rocket launch. Devon launches its own space bid.
Tensions continue to build across the West Country after a historic Cornwall rocket launch ended in abject failure today. The American Virgin Orbit company employed a Jumbo jet to deploy a satellite high over the Atlantic Ocean, having departed from Newquay in Cornwall. Although the reasons for failure are not yet clear and have been…
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Controversial film adaptation ‘The Snowman’ set to be banned by climate change activists.
The film adaptation of Raymond Brigg’s ‘The Snowman’ has caused a storm of protest. Set in Sussex in the southeast of England, the film’s hero, James, builds a flying snowman after a night of heavy snowfall. The Snowman and James fly across the South Downs to Brighton before heading north to see the aurora borealis…
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Twitter Down to Eight Employees.
The total workforce at Twitter HQ is now officially eight after the latest round of layoffs. According to sources, these include Jeff, head of content moderation, Bill and Julie, who look after the servers, and the office cat ‘Mr Wilson’, whose official title is Head of Mousing. “It’s an interesting place to work,” said Jeff.…
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Devil’s Fury at Science.
Satan is fuming with science. Again. Scientists have confirmed that Heaven travels at a breakneck 20,000 mph while Hell is plodding along at a much more sedentary 1,000 mph. Apoplectic. The Devil is furious at an unpublished scientific study proving that Heaven moves up to 20 times faster than Hell. “We are scientists; we report…
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Kevin De Bruyne emerges as an unlikely scapegoat for England defeat.
Kevin De Bruyne emerges as an unlikely scapegoat for England defeat.