Tag: alien blog
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Twitter Down to Eight Employees.
The total workforce at Twitter HQ is now officially eight after the latest round of layoffs. According to sources, these include Jeff, head of content moderation, Bill and Julie, who look after the servers, and the office cat ‘Mr Wilson’, whose official title is Head of Mousing. “It’s an interesting place to work,” said Jeff.…
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Coming To A Dimension Near You
Hi earthlings…I’m an Alien, a real one, no pretence. I would love it if you would follow me on Twitter. Maybe we could be friends, best friends. For all time. The humans I have met so far have all been perfectly lovely, except for that nasty bugger with a scalpel at Area 51. If you…