Kevin De Bruyne

Kevin De Bruyne emerges as an unlikely scapegoat for England defeat.

Belgian international Kevin De Bruyne has incurred many fans’ wrath for not doing enough in England’s Euro2020 final defeat against Italy.

“we just felt he could have done more,” said one visibly disappointed supporter.
De Bruyne was spotted paddleboarding down the Scheldt river near Ghent hours before kick-off.

“When you look at the sweat and tears shed by so many young English players on the Wembley turf while Kevin is fannying about up and down some Belgian waterway…it makes my blood boil.”

The supporter also added that he is taking legal action against De Bruyne and is planning on adopting Bukayo Saka. “That boy will never be sad again if I have anything to do with it.”

Another England fan had this to say. “Once it became clear that Phil Foden was injured on Saturday afternoon, Kevin De Bruyne had a full 24 hours to step up to the plate. Since Foden bleached his hair, Kev and Phil are almost impossible to tell apart. The wife was just saying she has real trouble differentiating between the two. It was his chance to become a hero, and he has let England down.”

Kevin De Bruyne is currently on the Norfolk Broads and was unavailable for comment.

Kevin De Bruyne
Image by Anne Van Camp available at https://www.flickr.com/photos/annevancamp/14472476362

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