Category: News
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Somerset blames Cornwall for the disastrous rocket launch. Devon launches its own space bid.
Tensions continue to build across the West Country after a historic Cornwall rocket launch ended in abject failure today. The American Virgin Orbit company employed a Jumbo jet to deploy a satellite high over the Atlantic Ocean, having departed from Newquay in Cornwall. Although the reasons for failure are not yet clear and have been…
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Controversial film adaptation ‘The Snowman’ set to be banned by climate change activists.
The film adaptation of Raymond Brigg’s ‘The Snowman’ has caused a storm of protest. Set in Sussex in the southeast of England, the film’s hero, James, builds a flying snowman after a night of heavy snowfall. The Snowman and James fly across the South Downs to Brighton before heading north to see the aurora borealis…
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Devil’s Fury at Science.
Satan is fuming with science. Again. Scientists have confirmed that Heaven travels at a breakneck 20,000 mph while Hell is plodding along at a much more sedentary 1,000 mph. Apoplectic. The Devil is furious at an unpublished scientific study proving that Heaven moves up to 20 times faster than Hell. “We are scientists; we report…
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Kevin De Bruyne emerges as an unlikely scapegoat for England defeat.
Kevin De Bruyne emerges as an unlikely scapegoat for England defeat.
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English Man boos himself to death during the German national anthem.
Background. 29th June 2021. England fans boo the German National anthem before England’s 2-0 win in the Euro 2020 competition. Update 7th July 2021. The widow of a man who booed himself to death during the German National Anthem has vowed to carry on booing during the Danish National Anthem.“It’s what he would ov wanted”…