Hi…I’m an Alien, a real one, not a pretend one. I would love it if you would follow me on Twitter. Maybe we could be friends, best friends. The humans I have met so far have all been perfectly lovely, except for that nasty man with a scalpel at Area 51.
If you look closely, you can see my house from here:
I hope, through the medium of this website, to pass on some of the wisdom of my people, and dispel the myths of some of your science, and also occasionally expose some of my fellow aliens, of which there are many.
To finish my first post I would like to quote Winston Churchill – This is the end of the beginning. Or is it the beginning of the beginning? Or the end of the beginning of the beginning. Or the end of the end? No, that can’t be right. I’m not sure, he was drunk when he said it.
(Incidentally, Churchill’s favourite snack was a sausage, wrapped in a Tortilla, inside a bun.)
Anyway, I love you with all my heart and feet, see you soon.